Thursday, October 27, 2011

Just to be clear... I am a freak!

It's happened a couple of times in the past month.

On one occasion, someone told me that it was good I hadn't attended a party the previous night, because it had gotten pretty wild.

On another, another friend joked about doing something to freak me out, and when I found out what it was, I was kinda bummed they hadn't.

The thing is, I am a bit of freak, and while I'm sure you don't want the explicit details (Or perhaps you do - Sorry!), perhaps I could share an example.

Lagoon Amusement park had a new horror house for their Frightmares this year. Night Walk was rated at 5 spiders on a scale of 1 to 5, where 5 is uber scary, and not suitable for kids.

It's based on Vampires, and not being a horror house person, I was a little leery.

And then we went inside...

In one room there are various bodies, and body parts strung from the roof. There is a doctor looking character covered in blood and guts, and a couple or gurneys. Upon one of the gurneys is a young lady, also covered in blood.

As I walk by her, she leans over and whispers, "Come play with me..."

OMFG! Talk about a turn on...

On a completely unrelated note, Mrs Koda isn't entirely comfortable with me going back through... THE NIGHT WALK!

1 comment:

  1. Body parts hung from the ceiling? Let's hope these folks don't unwittingly start an interior decorating trend.

    "Come play with me ..."